Entertainment 411: October 12-16, 2009

  • jaycee-dugardThe first photo of kidnap victim Jaycee Dugard was released this past week. She was featured in People magazine’s Friday issue. In the issue, she opens up about her ordeal and appears on the front cover. It’s amazing that her captor kept her locked up all of these years, yet somehow she managed to blossom into a beautiful woman who appears to have overcome her tragic circumstances.
  • Poor Leona Lewis took one to the head when a crazed fan punched her. Lewis was signing copies of her autobiography when Peter Kowalcyzk came up and hit her. Luckily, she’s fine and only shaken. Her attacker was arrested last Thursday and charged with assault.
  • Even the governor’s wife isn’t above the Terminator. Maria Shriver, wife of Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, was caught talking on her cell phone while driving. California State law requires those driving to use hands-free cell phones, so Ms. Shriver broke a law her husband supports.  In reaction to this, Schwarzenegger took to Twitter: “There’s going to be swift action,” he posted.
  • French Vogue caused an uproar with its black model featured on its October issue. Apparently, not only do models have to drop weight and fix imperfections, they now have to change their race. I’m sorry, but there is not enough airbrushing or paint that can turn a white model into a black one. Clearly they know nothing about diversity.
  • These days, you don’t need to go through adoption agencies to take in children. All you have to do is trade your cockatoo and pay $175 for two children. Or at least that was the deal a Louisiana couple made with a woman, according to FOX. The couple, Paul and Brandy Romero, pled guilty to two felony counts of sale of a minor child. Donna Greenwell of Glenmora, the woman who sold them the child, pled not guilty to the same charge and is free on bond. The crazy part is that Greenwell isn’t even the mother of the children, yet somehow she feels the right to sell them!
  • “Gimme Gimme More,” the teaser pics from Britney’s “3” video shoot are killing me. The lady who never shies away from controversy looks like she’s done it again. Her song about a scandalous rendezvous is hot enough, but with the video, it looks like it will heat up TV screens everywhere.
  • Good news Syracuse residents: Soft flexible knits are in. ‘What does this mean?’ It is okay to wear sweaters and cardigans that drape across your body. So don’t worry about wearing pieces that look loose, as long as you don’t overdo it you won’t look like a bag lady. Finally, we can feel cozy and look trendy.
  • I can’t wait to see Penn Badgley’s horror movie debut. We fall in love with him every Monday as Dan Humphrey on ‘Gossip Girl’, but now we get to see him as a sexy bad boy, home from school and ready to take down his psycho stepfather. Yahoo! Users give it an A- , so maybe it’s worth checking out.
  • –Sola Ayodeji

Issue 4 Sporcle Answers

Issue 4 Sporcle Answers

21 hogwarts professors

severus snape
rubeus hagrid
albus dumbledore
remus lupin
barty crouch jr. (posing as mad-eye moody)
argus filch
filius flitwick
sibyll trelawney
gilderoy lockhart
quirenius quirrell
pomona sprout
minerva mcgonagall
dolores umbridge
madam hooch
madam pomfrey
horace slughorn
cuthbert binns
firenze
wilhelmina grubbly-plank
irma pince
amycus carrow

6 jane austen novels

sense and sensibility
pride and prejudice
mansfield park
emma
persuasion
northanger abbey
(the watsons, bonus)

5 dan brown novels

digital fortress
angels and demons
deception point
da vinci code
the lost symbol

15 mark twain novels

A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court
A Double Barrelled Detective Story
A Horse’s Tale
Huckleberry Finn
Letters from the Earth
Personal Recollections of Joan of Arc
The $30,000 Bequest
The Adventures of Tom Sawyer
The American Claimant
The Gilded Age
The Mysterious Stranger
The Prince and the Pauper
The Tragedy of Pudd’Nhead Wilson
Tom Sawyer Abroad
Tom Sawyer, Detective

Entertainment 411: October 12-16, 2009

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  • The never ending family has added one more.  The Duggar family’s first grandchild was just born. Her name is Mackynzie Renée Duggar and she is the daughter of Jim Bob and Michelle’s oldest son.  The Duggar Family is the center of the show TLC’s 17 and Counting. They certainly do live up to the name of their show. Don’t think that they’re going to stop having children just because they’re grandparents. Michelle is pregnant with her 19th child!
  • Miley Cyrus gave up Twitter this week. Oh, how will we survive? The force behind her decision was love. Her boyfriend doesn’t have a twitter so apparently she can’t have it either. Good job, role model! Why are you teaching all of your fans that women should give up things they do for guys that may only be a fling?
  • If you take away my cell phone,  it’s on like a WWE smack down! I’m not the kind of person who will go crazy over the loss of my phone, but one teen in Massachusetts is. The teen allegedly kicked his mother, punched his brother and bit his father. The 18-year-old set off on this rampage after his mom punished him for hitting his brother by taking his cell phone.  Wow, imagine what would’ve happened if his iPod was taken away? Can you say massacre?
  • The hype surrounding the movie Paranormal Activity might be justified. The Associated Press gives a green light to those interested in seeing the movie, with its positive review of the film. The film is setup like “The Blair Witch Project”, but it is not some boring rip-off. It is supposed to be chilling and bring its viewers together as the experience this eerie phenomenon.  Go see it! I plan on it. I can’t wait to get goose bumps.
  • Doesn’t everyone wish they could afford designer stuff without selling a kidney? Well, good news. You’re in luck because another big name designer has decided to create a cheaper line that those with a modest budget can afford. Liz Claiborne has created a line that will be sold exclusively at J.C. Penny. The designer is heading in this direction to bring money back to the company, which has hit a rough spot. Whatever their reason, their pain is our fortune and I intend on taking full advantage.
  • Oink, Oink, Paris Hilton’s new pet is a pig. For someone who is such a diva, I can’t imagine why on earth she would get down and dirty with a barn yard animal. If the pig is anything like Ms. Piggy, then Paris better get ready to fight for the spotlight.
  • Check out Jennifer Lopez’s new song. It’s a declaration of her new nickname and attitude. Forget J. Lo, she is now ‘Lola,’ and ‘Lola’ seems very laid back. From the sound of this track, Ms. Lopez doesn’t have to try too hard to be cool. Thanks to The Neptunes, ‘Lola’ has just the right amount of swagger.

Entertainment 411: October 5-9, 2009

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  • They may not be famous, but their story made Fox News. A couple beat down a man at KFC because their order at the fast food joint was slow. According to Fox News, the couple assaulted the man after he told them to stop swearing because there were children around. They didn’t take too kindly to that, and as the boyfriend punched him, the girlfriend kicked him. I wonder what Col. Sanders would have to say about this?
  • They caught the man who videotaped sports journalist Erin Andrews naked in her hotel room.  The crazy thing is, this guy doesn’t seem to be the typical weirdo you’d find looking at dirty pictures in his mom’s basement. He actually seems normal at first glance. Fox News broke the story on its website and gave comments from his attorney, who told the media, “I don ‘t think he’s even had a parking ticket” and “he’s as regular a guy as you’ll ever meet – a great friend. I must have calls from 30 people wanting to know what they could do to help.” I don’t know about you, but I’m not sure I would want a friend who has a secret fetish for taping women without their knowledge.
  • For girls this season, to be trendy means channeling Molly Ringwald’s character Claire from The Breakfast ClubLemonDrop.com fills us in on what that means: “Pick modern pieces with interesting details that reference her teen-queen style: a satin blouse paired with a menswear-inspired skirt is reminiscent of Claire’s look without being too costume-y.”  Don’t be scared of this look from the 80’s. You won’t look like you’re supposed to be in a Richard Simmons video.  Some looks can transcend time.
  • How I Met Your Mother is bringing a little O.C. to its 100th episode. Entertainment Weekly got the exclusive from an executive producer of the show that Rachel Bilson will have a big role in the episode. Rumor has it she is going to be playing Ted’s “baby mama.” Uh, I don’t know how Seth’s going to feel about Summer having someone else’s baby.
  • Another Saw movie is coming out, Saw VI.  I love horror movies and the first Saw was exciting because it was a different kind of horror movie, but now there are just too many. How many times are we going to see the same thing? It’s no surprise that the Jigsaw is going to set up some kind of contraception and his victim is going to fight to survive, but still die in the end. Once you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all.
  • The “King of Pop” is still making hits from the grave. Michael Jackson’s ‘This is It’ concert film is the best pre-selling concert film ever, according to Yahoo Music. The film, set to release on October 28th, has “sold out pre-sale tickets for nearly 1000 showings of the film.” Only Michael Jackson.
  • Who knew Edward A.K.A. Robert Pattinson was so artistic. Not only does he save Bella and look good on screen, he also writes music! According to X17, Rob is going to write two songs for Eclipse, the installment to follow New Moon in the Twilight series. I guess we’ll have to wait until its distant debut before we see if he can turn out some killer lyrics, or if he’s better off as just eye candy.

–Sola Ayodeji

2009 MLB Postseason Matchups

MLB Playoffs

As football season kicks into full gear and the leaves begin to change color, another season has begun- the Major League Baseball playoffs. The start of another chapter in October lore has many possibilities. The intensity can already be felt as the Division Series’ are now underway. Now, some things to keep in mind as you watch baseball’s first round.

Cardinals vs. Dodgers: The Dodgers may have just wrapped up home field advantage for the NL, but now face a tough opponent in the division series. The Cardinals have been as hot as any in the second half and have all the key ingredients to make a deep run in October. St. Louis has the best one-two punch in all of baseball with two Cy Young candidates in Chris Carpenter and Adam Wainwright. Complimenting their dominant rotation the Cardinals have the best offensive player in the game anchoring their lineup. Albert Pujols is capping yet another MVP season., one he looks to finish with a new ring on his finger. The Dodgers haven’t seemed to regain their early season magic since Mannywood was shaken by scandal. L.A. has a well-balanced lineup on offense, but their pitching staff is no match for the Cards. Randy Wolf, Clayton Kershaw, and Chad Billingsley are the Dodgers’ answers to the opposing Cy Young candidates. The chess match between two future Hall of Fame managers will be an interesting aside to follow. But, in the end, look for the Cardinals to ride their horses to victory.

Phillies vs. Rockies: The Phillies begin their title defense against a dangerous Rockies club. The Phillies possess a potent lineup featuring four players with 30 home runs and 90 RBIs, just the 12th team in history to accomplish such a feat. The big boppers are aided by a formidable starting rotation. Cliff Lee, reigning Cy Young in the AL, and Cole Hamels, 2008 World Series MVP, combine to form a top-end of a staff as good as any. The lone question mark in Philadelphia is their bullpen. A year removed from 9th inning perfection, Brad Lidge can’t put it together. Will a fresh start help? It will be fun and perhaps scary for Philadelphia to watch. The Rockies come into the postseason following one of the great turnarounds in baseball history. Since Jim Tracy has taken over in Colorado, the Rockies have gone 74-42. Keep an eye on Jimmy Rollins and Troy Tulowitzki, two of the best in the business at shortstop defensively. The Phillies are perhaps the most complete team in baseball, and barring a bullpen collapse should move on in their quest to repeat.

Angels vs. Red Sox: The Angels have quietly taken care of business yet again on the West Coast. In a season marred by tragedy and injury, they have persevered to reach October. The death of Nick Adenhart as the season began could have destroyed the team, but instead it pulled them together. This unity was especially important as the Halos dealt with injuries to starting pitchers John Lackey, Ervin Santana, and Joe Saunders. Meanwhile, outfielders Vladimir Guerrero, Bobby Abreu, and Torii Hunter are all key cogs of the offense. The Red Sox hope to continue their recent postseason success behind the big arms of Josh Beckett and Jon Lester. The lineup has been inconsistent at times, but still boasts the likes of Jason Bay, David Ortiz, and Kevin Youkilis driving in the speedy Jacoby Ellsbury at the top. This one is a toss up, but I give the slight edge to the Angels. They are a more consistent bunch and I feel something special around this team as they push on to honor their fallen teammate.

Yankees vs. Twins: Order has been restored to the baseball world as the Yankees are back in the playoffs. With the best record in baseball, this Yankees club reminds many of the glory days in the 1990s. Can they bring the Commissioner’s Trophy back to the Bronx? With C.C. Sabathia, A.J. Burnett, and an awesome lineup, many believe they can. Derek Jeter has had yet another brilliant season, while A-Rod has recovered nicely from his tumultuous offseason. But can he do it in October? This remains to be seen as the Pinstripes hope to christen the new Yankee Stadium with a championship. While the memories are just beginning in New York, the Twins are making their final ones in the Metrodome. This October will be the final memory of the famed stadium characterized by deafening noise levels and Homer Hankies. So, for one last time, the Dome will be rocking in Minnesota. But will that be enough? Even with likely AL MVP Joe Mauer, the Twins will have to overcome playing an emotional, extra inning 163rd game to beat the superior Yankees. I like the Yankees to move on, but not without a fight in the Homer Dome.

–Ryne Gery

The Denver Broncos are 4-0! (Not, “the Denver Broncos are 4-0?”)

Brian Dawkins celebrates as the Broncos defeat the Cowboys 17-10, and are now off and running into next week’s showdown with New England (3-1).
Brian Dawkins celebrates as the Broncos defeat the Cowboys 17-10, and are now off and running into next week’s showdown with New England (3-1).

Following Brett Favre’s heroic Monday night clinic against his former team, there are now five unbeaten teams in the NFL. The Minnesota Vikings, the New York Giants, and the New Orleans Saints all remain undefeated in the NFC, while the Indianapolis Colts and Denver Broncos are holding down the fort in the AFC.

When you look at these five teams in the same category, only one wasn’t anticipated to be unbeaten coming into the season. It’s the Denver Broncos of course. Really, to have an off-season like these guys had and start off 4-0 is like telling a politician that Congress has reached an agreement on health care. Yeah, it’s not very believable. The Broncos started by replacing the one constant in the Mile High City, Mike Shanahan, with an unproven greenhorn coach – Josh McDaniels.  McDaniels’ first move was trading away Jay Cutler, a 26 year old gunslinger and new Chicago savior, since the Bears haven’t had a franchise quarterback since Ronald Reagan was President. They went on to dispute a contract with the multi-talented wide receiver Brandon Marshall, whose only characteristic that matches his skill is his undeniable ability to complain.

The Denver Broncos also made a lot of right moves in the off-season. They hired Mike Nolan, whose head coaching abilities would lead you to believe he coached the Detroit Lions to a 0-16 record last year, but the Broncos noticed this tragic character flaw and hired him to tend to the defense. After all, the Broncos defense couldn’t get much worse than it was a year ago. They ranked 28th overall in the league, and basically punched tickets to opposing running backs with the location listed as: end zone. This year, however, Mike Nolan has proved himself as a 3-4 defense mastermind and has the Broncos shutting teams down one by one, allowing only 26 points in 4 games. They’re smacking teams in the mouth with underappreciated sack artist Elvis Dumervil leading the way.  Ball-hawk ing safety Brian Dawkins, tackling machine D.J. Williams, and the always overrated Champ Bailey, who actually looks to be living up to his shutdown corner status this year, are aiding Dumervil on a defense that is only allowing 6.5 points per game this season.

Additionally, the Broncos also made many other moves this off-season which help to explain their speedy, and nonetheless, surprising start. They brought in ex-Eagles safety Dawkins, possibly the most emotional player to step on the field every single week. He is leading the Denver defense with raw emotion and with the expectation that good isn’t good enough. If anyone listened to the commentary of the FOX broadcast of this week’s game versus Dallas, the commentators mentioned Dawkins getting in the face of the rest of the defense when he saw them as playing too soft. How’d the defense react you ask? Well, they held the Dallas offense to a meager ten points and won the game on a goal line stand that probably left Tony Romo crying on the field with his hands on his helmet like the play that ended his career as a holder (Sorry Cowboy fans, I had to).

These off-season fixes among others have the Broncos off to a 4-0 start and begging the rest of the league to ask the question, “Are they for real?” The answer is “yes.” They’ve beaten the Cincinnati Bengals, who defeated the defending Super Bowl champions, the Pittsburgh Steelers. The Broncos rolled over the Browns and the Raiders, leaving no doubt that they can’t beat up on inferior teams. Finally, they take down Big D, America’s Team, and a whole bunch of other synonyms that mean the Dallas Cowboys, only bolstering their claim as one of the league’s top-tier teams. With four weeks in the books, the Denver Broncos host the New England Patriots this upcoming Sunday where they look to back up their ‘for real’ tag.

–Jon Harris

Issue 3 Sporcle Answers

B & J Flavors:
S
S’mores
Socialice
Stephen Colbert’s AmeriCone Dream
Strawberry
Strawberry Banana
Strawberry Cheesecake
Strawberry Kiwi
Sweet Cream & Cookiee
V
Vanilla
Vanilla Caramel Fudge
Vanilla HEATH Bar Crunch
Vanilla Fudge Chip
Vanilla the Bar
Vanilla Fudge Brownie flipped out!
Vanilla Toffee Crunch
Vermonster
Disney Villains
S
Scar (The Lion King)

Shan-Yu (Mulan)

Sid (Toy Story)

Stromboli (Pinocchio)

Roman Gods

V

Venus

Vesta

Volturnus

Vulcan
Constellations
S
V

B & J Flavors:
S
S’mores
Socialice
Stephen Colbert’s AmeriCone Dream
Strawberry
Strawberry Banana
Strawberry Cheesecake
Strawberry Kiwi
Sweet Cream & Cookiee
V
Vanilla
Vanilla Caramel Fudge
Vanilla HEATH Bar Crunch
Vanilla Fudge Chip
Vanilla the Bar
Vanilla Fudge Brownie flipped out!
Vanilla Toffee Crunch
Vermonster

S Disney Villains

Scar (The Lion King)

Shan-Yu (Mulan)

Sid (Toy Story)

Stromboli (Pinocchio)

V Roman Gods

Venus

Vesta

Volturnus

Vulcan
Constellations
S
V

Issue 2 Sporcle Answers

Issue 2 Sporcle Answers

10 three-letter body parts
toe
rib
ear
arm
leg
jaw
hip
eye
lip
gum

16 Big East Conference schools
University of Cincinnati
University of Connecticut
DePaul University
Georgetown University
University of Louisville
Marquette University
University of Notre Dame
University of Pittsburgh
Providence College
Rutgers University
St. John’s University
Seton Hall University
University of South Florida
Syracuse University
Villanova University
West Virginia University

Languages offered at SU

Russian
Hindi
Japanese
Bengali
Kiswahili
Turkish
French
Spanish
Tamil
Arabic
Polish
Korean
Italian
Latin
Greek
German
Chinese
Hebrew
Portuguese
Persian

Issue 1 Sporcle Answers

Issue 1 Sporcle Answers

Majors in the Martin J. Whitman School of Management:
Accounting
Entrepreneurship and Emerging Enterprises
Finance
Management
Marketing Management
Real Estate
Retail Management
Supply Chain Management

Beatles studio albums:
Please Please Me (1963)
With the Beatles (1963)
A Hard Day’s Night (1964)
Beatles for Sale (1964)
Help! (1965)
Rubber Soul (1965)
Revolver (1966)
Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band (1967)
Magical Mystery Tour (1967)
The Beatles (1968)
Abbey Road (1969)
Let It Be (1970)

S.U. Dormitories:
Booth
Brewster
Boland
Brockway
Butterfield
Day
Dellplain
Ernie Davis
Flint
Haven
Kimmel
Lawrinson
Lyons
Marion
Sadler
Shaw
Skyhall 1
Skyhall 2
Skyhall 3
Walnut
Washington Arms
Watson

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